shit

in a box.



i really wish i had thought of this.

yeah baby!

we should all be wearing stuff like this.

mooooooo

really stupid saddle covers

just the one please mrs wembley

not content with one gear bikes on xmas day i migrated to one of these

but now i'm thinking one of these is more hardcore

more words here

WANT!

really. i do

/me crosses legs

srsly.. wtf?

aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh!

living alone

no, i'm not looking for sympathy. most things about living alone are good. peace, quiet; if i put something down it's always where i left it; it's my mess and i like it etc. but there is one problem.

plates

well, plates, side plates, bowels, knives, forks and general tools required to do everything between getting the food out of the packet and into my face.

i have a 12 place setting dishwasher. i don't like to run it till it's full. this however means i plan my diet not around any healthy living plan, or what i might want to eat, but on what i have avalable to eat with and off.

for the start of the week i have normal size portions and use a knife and fork like a grown up; but as things progress and i run out of dinner plates i have to start on the side plates and either pile them high or go back for seconds. once they're gone i have to resort to bowls, and believe me... eating fish and chips from a bowl using a soup spoon is not as easy as you might think. i would blend it all up but the belnder jug has been waiting to be washed since monday.

i have loads of chopping boards though. i have to was them by hand.